[my chemical romance teenagers voice] another cock in the suckin machine

friendly reminder to brits who say "okay" and "hello" and even "poppycock": these are American words and we won the war


it's called the free market yet when i pee in the sink people ask me to stop. Curious!

I can't believe I need to say this....

You're not going to find your wife in any of these places:

- Night clubs
- Bars
- Tinder

She's going to be here:

- Drainage pipes
- Crawlspaces
- Behind you

Repost if you have a dick (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ) (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) ^⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠^

Bad satire 

Trans? Gay? Poly? Idc be yourself
Mac user???? That's too far. Against the will of God. A scorn on the earth and an insult to human nature.


hans zimmer on his way to score boss baby 2 after getting done with the most awesome hollywood blockbuster ever

the difference between twitter and the fediverse is twitter is screaming into a void and the fediverse is screaming into another, gayer void

Terf nonsense 

"JK isn't transphobic"

"Where is the evidence??"

Here fuckers she's not remotely trying to hide it anymore.

privacy 👏 is 👏 a 👏 human 👏 right

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