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@splitshockvirus
>be me
>tryna fix parents wifi
>dismantle router
>blast that bitch out
>hook up modem to Chinkpad X200s (Librebooted Edition)
>run speed test
>7mbps down 7 up
>supposed to be getting 150mbps down
>mfw
Today at exactly 4:20pm this guy stopped me in front of the burger king parking lot. He kept demanding I show him what I ordered and after I refused he pushed me down and forcefully took my bag and dumped the burgers on the floor.

"What's this?" He asked "not getting any impossible burgers? You some kinda meatboy?" He then began stompinh on all of my burgers while dancing around while I laid there, helpless and alone.

"Meat boy! Meat boy! Meat boy!" He repeated while staring me dead in the eyes. Foam frothing out of his mouth. He kept doing this until I promised to become a vegan and he said that if I broke the promise he'd "forcefully update" my "pleroma instance" whatever that means.

Someone please help me track down this scoundrel and report him to the authorities! I fear for my life as well as the lives of my family.
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Starnix is a community effort lead by FOSS enthusiasts for the purpose of establishing ActivityPub Software and promoting Fediverse usage. The primary topics for this Mastodon instance include but are not limited to software technology, including FOSS, Unix and Unix-like operating systems, and gaming.