There are two kinds of programmers.
One kind does what the standard dictates and submits to it like it is a higher power.
The other applies home-made patches to compilers, adds custom language extensions via plugins, all of that to become closer to God.
@jeff and this is why nobody will remember your name
@jeff I don't want to be famous in computer programming. But I apply this approach anywhere I go. Being average and standard is boring.
@jeff who told you I worked alone?
@jeff I act like I strive for excellence. And I'm not alone in this.
@jeff lmao you couldn't possibly be more wrong. And I don't mean myself. Most programmers have never bothered reading a single programming language standard, even if it exists for his or her favourite language (which it probably doesn't).
@jeff my condolences. Most C++ programmers will have never read your work.
@jeff no, you do it because you think it’s what’s right. I do it because I want fame, glory, chicks, and loads of money.
@thatguyoverthere @jeff thanks! I've never seen an inflamed vagina myself, so your contribution is welcome. Now I know how to spot your mom in porno.